More mid-year news from the paper of record – but I feel there was an error of judgement with today’s edition. When there’s $824.70 off a Chloe bag, shouldn’t it, at first blush, be page three? Or, at a pinch, page five? A Chloe bag! I am downing my sucked pen and heading into the city: I will be the man of the moment at this weekend’s CBBBC in my Ben Sherman puffer jacket! I was so excited the photo came out a bit blurry – sorry!
NOTE: I have added the real news, as seen in The Western Toerag today.TLA
